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Just in case you were ever planning on joining that one German fencing society whose fencing mask has gaps over the cheeks so that you can acquire The Most Dashing Scar, I have found a much cheaper way to acquire The Most Dashing Scar: removing a disgruntled feral cat from the attic.

I am so dashing right now. You wouldn't believe it.

"Dashing" smells a lot like bactine, for some reason.

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The dashingest.

If it gets infected, it might discolour significantly. Then you could be rainbow dashing.

You are the BEST/WORST.

This is precisely my aim :D

If it heals into scar tissue, it could be Another White Dash instead. :P

OW. On the plus side, you removed a feral cat from your house but you still have a face to sport a dashing scar. You could tell people it was a hunting injury from that time you were ambushed by a cat and then let them draw their own conclusions about what type of cat you were brave enough to wrestle.... ;-)

My method for moving almost all wild mammals, from bats to seals, involves gently but firmly wrapping them in a large towel so they can't wreak vengeance upon me while I rescue them. Insects/spiders are trapped in a glass with a piece of cardboard, and iirc I fished that frog out of the toilet with a flower pot with a slate or tile for a lid, lol.

I really hope I never have to remove a seal from the attic. :)

Be a good story, though.

Dashing hopefully won't include IV antibiotics although I hear those add a certain flair to any occasion.

It isn't very painful today, so I think I got lucky.

OW ow OW that is not fun, ow, I hope it heals clean

It isn't very painful today, so i think I got lucky.

Wandered over hear via network. Hi! You seem shiny! And you like birds obviously, that is a good thing!

>> "Dashing" smells a lot like bactine, for some reason. <<

I'm sorry you were injured. This line makes me incredibly amused for some reason. Thank you so very very much.

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