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[corvi]

Just in case you were ever planning on joining that one German fencing society whose fencing mask has gaps over the cheeks so that you can acquire The Most Dashing Scar, I have found a much cheaper way to acquire The Most Dashing Scar: removing a disgruntled feral cat from the attic.

I am so dashing right now. You wouldn't believe it.

"Dashing" smells a lot like bactine, for some reason.

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[spiralsheep]

OW. On the plus side, you removed a feral cat from your house but you still have a face to sport a dashing scar. You could tell people it was a hunting injury from that time you were ambushed by a cat and then let them draw their own conclusions about what type of cat you were brave enough to wrestle.... ;-)

My method for moving almost all wild mammals, from bats to seals, involves gently but firmly wrapping them in a large towel so they can't wreak vengeance upon me while I rescue them. Insects/spiders are trapped in a glass with a piece of cardboard, and iirc I fished that frog out of the toilet with a flower pot with a slate or tile for a lid, lol.

[corvi]

I really hope I never have to remove a seal from the attic. :)

[lotsofplants]

Be a good story, though.