This Week In Confectionary Innovation
Apr. 3rd, 2019 07:54 pm
Gummy chicken foot candy! May well be made from the feet of chickens! The union of symbol and referent, just what the juvenile members of your species were clamouring for!

Oh Henry 4:25 Bar. The back says, "This bar was specially formulated for the intense hunger that hits 5 minutes after 4:20".
"Our dankest ingredients yet" is apparently "Avec des ingrédients complètement 'buzzants'". Those quotation marks concern me.
I sincerely hope none of this is News You Can Use.