This Week In Confectionary Innovation

[corvi]

 
Gummy chicken foot candy! May well be made from the feet of chickens! The union of symbol and referent, just what the juvenile members of your species were clamouring for!


Oh Henry 4:25 Bar. The back says, "This bar was specially formulated for the intense hunger that hits 5 minutes after 4:20". 

"Our dankest ingredients yet" is apparently "Avec des ingrédients complètement 'buzzants'". Those quotation marks concern me.

I sincerely hope none of this is News You Can Use.

Comments

[sistawendy]

OK, I admit that I would never have predicted gummy chicken feet. You win the coveted (?) Funniest Friends Entry of the Day award!

[beaq]

WHAT WHAT WHAT

[jkatkina]

Foul betrayal if those gummy feet were made out of, say, ungulate hooves instead.

[ivy]

It might be fowl betrayal.

[jkatkina]

ugh

I was just too chicken to make that pun

[ivy]

Wauuuugh union of symbol and referent! I... would have eaten that but now I won't, despite liking gummy things and having eaten chicken feet recently, haha.

I will not google 'buzzants' en Francais, I will not google 'buzzants' en Francais....