A dispatch from the dark cyberpunk future
Nov. 9th, 2019 01:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Went to the dentist Thursday to get a crown replaced. The dentist waved a 3d scanning wand thing around the tooth gap for a while, then used a Tooth CAD system to design a new crown - he traced the outside circumference of the tooth where it would meet the crown, and then the software suggested a generic bicuspid shape, which he adjusted a bit with push/pull sculpt tools that behaved identically to any other 3D modeling software. Then he sent the file to a machine in the next room, which 3D printed a new tooth for me out of porcelain composite.
The dentist has a TOOTH PRINTER. That printed a TOOTH. That's in my mouth RIGHT NOW. For BITING THINGS.
Finally, we get one of the nice parts of the cyberpunk future: replacement body parts made while you wait. They even let you watch, and I am delighted to announce that like many other things from the cyberpunk future, the tooth printer glows blue for no reason whatsoever.

Now, if only we could get fewer deeply unpleasant dispatches from the cyberpunk future.
(I could get into so much trouble with a tooth printer. So many things need realistic and functional human teeth. Coffee mugs. Teddy bears. Bananas. Precious Moments figurines. Alas, I don't think he'd let me borrow it.)
The dentist has a TOOTH PRINTER. That printed a TOOTH. That's in my mouth RIGHT NOW. For BITING THINGS.
Finally, we get one of the nice parts of the cyberpunk future: replacement body parts made while you wait. They even let you watch, and I am delighted to announce that like many other things from the cyberpunk future, the tooth printer glows blue for no reason whatsoever.

Now, if only we could get fewer deeply unpleasant dispatches from the cyberpunk future.
(I could get into so much trouble with a tooth printer. So many things need realistic and functional human teeth. Coffee mugs. Teddy bears. Bananas. Precious Moments figurines. Alas, I don't think he'd let me borrow it.)
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Date: 2019-11-09 10:09 pm (UTC)(also some of those things you could add teeth to would be VERY CREEPY so I'm sort of glad it isn't publicly accessible?)
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Date: 2019-11-09 10:12 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2019-11-09 10:25 pm (UTC)The violet-blue glow is doubtless a side effect of the UV LEDs used to set the crown's polymer goo. But pretend I didn't say that; the street tells its own stories about things.
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Date: 2019-11-10 08:03 pm (UTC)https://qjegh.lyellcollection.org/content/qjegh/45/3/252/F129.medium.gif
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Date: 2019-11-11 10:04 pm (UTC)I am nonbinary, do not LIKE having that particular body part, & would 5000% wear that hat to protest marches.
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Date: 2019-11-10 06:18 pm (UTC)Need is sure a word.
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Date: 2019-11-10 08:00 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2019-11-11 11:28 am (UTC)Not glowing all the time that would probably be distracting. Maybe the glow should only kick in when you bite...
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Date: 2019-11-11 08:42 pm (UTC)This needs to happen. You know you wanna.
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Date: 2019-11-11 09:23 pm (UTC)Kind of want a coat with teeth lining the zipper closure now.
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Date: 2019-11-12 12:44 am (UTC)