Kitties

Dec. 3rd, 2013 02:30 pm
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 Took the feral kittens off to the spay/neuter clinic today, we finally found one in another county.

The spay/neuter clinic is across from the infamous and utterly terrifying $1 CHINESE FOOD sign. The sign was not actually associated with any establishment that I could see. I will know the hour of my death is near if that sign starts following me around, peering at me over rooftops and the slopes of mountains. Also that I will not enjoy my afterlife assignment much.

Here is the entire reason for this post: the clinic had a giant banner hanging up to advertise their special $10 holiday rate for neutering male cats, dogs, and rabbits. It said.... wait for it .....

DECK THE BALL
S.

Now you have suffered as I have suffered. :)

The feral kittens needed names for record-keeping purposes. I said we hadn't named them and suggested "Feral #1", "Feral #2", et cetera. The intake technician had a moral objection to that, and started naming them after the Beatles (the fluffy mellow white one was Ringo). For some reason, while I was perfectly happy for them to be "Feral #4" I didn't like the Beatles idea.

So now, at least on paper, they are multi-fandom wizard kitties. The sweet fluffy white one is Gandalf, the evil grey demon-kitty (who bit my thumbnail so hard this morning that blood is pooling underneath it, is that even a possible thing?) is now Voldemort, the shy grey runt is Dumbledore, and the grey kitten of no particular personality is Sauron, but I should have written down Radagast, The Wizard-Kitty Not Even Appearing In This Book. I don't think they'll be able to tell the grey kittens apart once they are sedated (and not trying to Bite The World And Every Good Thing That Is In It) anyway.

I am going to experiment with more frequent inane posts. Tremble before me!

Also, I don't think I've ever recommended a fanfic before, but I grow bored with all my existing depravities and wish to commit a new one. You should read this awesome fanfic about Anthony Bourdain In Narnia if you are familiar with the source materials; the writer very convincingly apes Bourdain's voice. Marsh-wiggle cuisine! Metaphors involving lines of coke! You need nothing more from fanfic: read it and sin no more.

I’m crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table. But is it really the boom mike that’s making my head pound? I know for sure that my camera man doesn’t usually have two heads. I have to face facts. The mouse is winning.

kthxmas

Nov. 29th, 2013 10:34 am
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[personal profile] juli  and I went nuts with the American Thanksgiving menu this year. Planning and cooking a gajillion things with my beloved was actually more fun than eating them (though that was good too.)

menu )

Awesome waterfall-shaped mushroom spotted on the traditional post-prandial hike. (Well, traditional in my family).

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Hooray, we have finally trapped all threefour feral kittens living under the house!

Or possibly three feral kittens and one evil demon-possessed hellbeast, most likely some sort of octopus in a kitten suit, entirely boneless except for claws and teeth.
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2 grey kittens and a fluffy white kitten curled up together in a large dog carrier.

Hooray, we have finally trapped all three feral kittens living under the house!

For a while, every time we caught a new kitten and tried to put it in the crate, the one that was already in there would bolt. We lost one of them twice; it was like those bits in Scooby Doo where the guy in the mask is chasing the gang through a long hallway of doors and they run into one door and run out another at random. Someone should have played us some clown music. We finally caught the escapologist crouched right in front of the crate, staring longingly at their siblings and/or their food.

I even petted the white one's fluffy butt and received only death glares, no actual claws, for my affrontery.

Unfortunately, the organization that used to do trap-neuter-release with ferals in our area isn't doing it anymore. Hope we can find someone else.
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blurry image of a sheep sticking out its tongue

We have sheeps! They have fuzzy velvet noses and great joy at finding themselves in a climate where the grass stays green all year.

Nothing went too horribly wrong, though we did end up putting them in the backyard, where they might take a nibble of a cherry tree or quince tree, because their pasture isn't ready yet.

EDIT: Oh dear, one of the sheep has already learned that it can press its nose cutely against the back door and [personal profile] juli  will feed it. Hehehe.
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WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

We are taking a delivery of SHEEP Thursday night, which is terrifying because we need to fence a pasture for them, from scratch, before then. AAAA.

(We can just put the sheep in the goat pasture, but having been transported several thousand miles from [personal profile] juli 's grandmother's farm, I doubt they need another shock along the lines of "what are these non-sheep and why do they keep trying to climb on me and eat my ears?")

Of course, I have such a sore throat I can't speak or sleep, which all that outdoor exertion in the cold is doing wonders for! Heh.



A couple years ago, [personal profile] juli got us a matched pair of magic rocks. They are lab-grown alexandrite, a nifty crystal doped with chromium ions. Chromium doping is responsible for both the red of rubies and the green of emeralds. In alexandrite, chromium does both: they're simultaneously both red and green. Whether they look red or green at any given time depends on ambient "white" light: if there's slightly more red light (like from a light bulb), they look red, if there's more green (like from the sun) they turn green.

Ours go from red with a hint of purple to green with some grey. I looked at mine a lot when I was in NYC for my brother's wedding: it was mostly blueish greenish sea grey, and it was kind of surreal to think that thousands of miles away, under the usual heavy cloudcover, [personal profile] juli 's was probably still red.

Several of the touristy photos I took in NYC are just intriguing new colors of magic rock.

Rocks is weird. Here is a different magic rock: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunstone_(medieval)

I keep having these ideas for fantasy stories I want to write where the fantasy elements are just cheap plot devices to point up how weird the real world is.

I want to write a "fantasy" story about solving problems with magic rocks.

I want to write an urban fantasy story about home landscaping and how you can tell whether or not your neighbor is a vampire by whether they have planted a suspiciously large number of night-blooming flowers in their garden, or bat-pollinated flowers, or plants that bloom only once in 60 years. What to suspect if you come upon a garden of plants that are drab in visible light but amazing in uv, or plants that change colors in the presence of iron / spilled blood in the soil

I want to write a fantasy story featuring a disgruntled and sardonic chef cooking for increasingly strange mythical creatures, guided by Earth's lovely and strange culinary traditions.

I really doubt this sort of thing amuses anyone but me - I'm sure it would just come off as trying way too hard to be clever - but it would amuse me a lot. :)




And now back to the cider press, because there isn't enough craziness happening this week. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.


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 My apologies to those who also read my choreblog, you're about to see this twice. But more Western Washington residents follow this account than that one, so I wanted to ask here too. Anyone know what species this mystery frog is?


My best guess is a Northern Red-Legged Frog, except its legs aren't ... actually ... very red. It is northern, legged, and a frog, so I guess it's at least 75% of a correct species identification.

Projects

Sep. 16th, 2013 12:00 pm
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My ongoing write-code-for-fun projects are:
  1. A smartphone app that will send a push notification (beep, buzz, whatever your phone uses) when there is a good chance the aurora borealis is going to be visible in your area in the next couple hours. There are already apps that do this, but I feel strongly there should be a free one so anyone can see it.
  2. Flashcard smartphone app for learning Mongolian and mongol bichig.
  3. I wanted to make a flow chart of cheesemaking processes and what sort of cheese you got, but it turns out to be too complex to lay out in any sort of useful form. So I am now making a Cheese Your Own Adventure Game! Which is a less useful way to convey information, but hopefully fun anyway. [personal profile] juli  thought of the title. :)
  4. The long-suffering Dream Atlas: scrape facebook for people writing status updates about their dreams, extract geographical terms (mountain, river, etc) and produce an Atlas of the Dreamlands based on what kind of geography people see in their dreams and where they live.
I'm really terrible at finishing things, I hope listing them here will inspire me. :)

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 Today's Implausible Invertebrate is: a teeny moon-jelly. 



I have a brand new set of wax sticks, like completely transparent crayons. The idea is that you color over something with the transparent crayons and then that bit is waterproofed, so that when you put ink on it, the waterproofed bit stays the light original color and all around it turns the new color. I tried to draw a really elaborate multi-layered jellyfish with tattoos, but the ink got under the wax somehow and it all turned blue, so here is my teeny test jellyfish.

Bloop!
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My brain is apparently stuck in "implausible invertebrates" mode after the sowbug-with-teeny-forest, so I tried to doodle a moss piglet! With a lantern it definitely, as a creature without any eyes, needs.

This was a terrible idea! 

Wrinkly things are hard to draw, especially if they are so tiny all the picture of them you can see are microscope pictures where they are sort of squashed and lit all weirdly and you can't really tell how the wrinkles are curved or how light falls on them or what color they are.

No drugs were involved in the selection of the color scheme. As far as YOU know, anyway.




In addition to being kinda cute and IMPOSSIBLE TO DRAW APPARENTLY, moss piglets are crazy extremophiles, often found noodling around cutely on top of the himalayas or inside hot springs, looking for teeny plants to eat. They can survive boiling water and hard vacuum, and about a century without any teeny plants.

Moss piglet! Someday I will conquer your wrinkly contours!
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Inspired by [personal profile] spiralsheep's naarts, I doodled a sowbug with a teeny forest growing on it! Unfortunately, as [personal profile] juli  pointed out, I forgot to draw the roots of the trees, implying they are growing through the poor isopod's carapace, which is somewhat more gruesome than I had in mind. Oops. :)
 

birdies

Jun. 12th, 2013 02:13 pm
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 Yay! Olympia Power And Light, the local alternative paper, has decided to publish my drawing of the peregrine falcons living on the crane at the port as their cover this issue!

.... boo, I am not home to snag a copy to keep.


for June

Jun. 7th, 2013 10:51 pm
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Back to tinkering with simulated snowflake growth. This time I am using Game-of-Life type growth rules. Next up is to write a more complicated set of rules that will shift with simulated temperature and humidity.



Something about summer makes me want to tinker with fake snow. :)






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[personal profile] juli  and I were talking about four "cohort novels":
  • The Boat of a Million Years (Pol Anderson) follows ten naturally immortal humans over about four thousand years as they weave in and out of eachother's lives and history.
  • Red Mars and Green Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson are told from the point of view of the first hundred Martian colonists. They cover fifty years, and even after Mars is fully colonized and they have dispersed into the general population following their own concerns, the First Hundred spent so long as the only human beings on the world that they can easily recognize each other, no matter how distant or disguised.
  • First Among Equals (Jeffrey Archer) is about four fictional British MPs, following their careers from 1964 to 1981 and their reactions to changes in politics and the world.
  • The Years of Rice and Salt is another Kim Stanley Robinson book about a group of people reincarnated together repeatedly through an alternate history (though they don't know it) 

So I guess the characteristics of the novels in question are:
  • A longish timespan
  • Not focused around a single crisis or problem
  • Multiple viewpoint characters...
  • ... who don't interact very closely
  • ...but share a bond which affects each differently


I don't know why, but I love novels like this (even Boat of a Million Years, which is not actually very interesting otherwise). Does anyone know of others? Is there an actual name for this kind of thing? Help me, book people!
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A painting of Mt. Rainier from the summit of Crystal Mountain, by Corvi, age 33.



Maybe someday I will paint something besides mountains! Nah, that's crazy talk.

grisaille

Mar. 24th, 2013 04:07 pm
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I made a cliche oil painting. It is not very good, but posting it and pretending anyone reads Dreamwidth keeps me honest. :)

I distrust oil paints and have not touched them since failing out of the art major in college, lo those many years ago (it was about 10% emphasis on life drawing vs. my lack of depth perception, 20% my weird idea that animation experience would prepare me at all for a fine arts degree hahaha, and 70% the fact that art and programming were both excessively demanding majors, and I liked programming better).



Mountains good, everything else, meh. :)  Also, I think the bunny contributed a pine needle. The pine needle is good too.
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I have a boring tumblr account where I keep track when we worm the goats and how long the bees hibernate and that kind of stuff, plus a daily picture taken while I am out doing chores from the nice point and shoot camera [personal profile] juli  got me, because I do a better job actually having the motivation to keep records when I am convinced someone else might see it somehow. :) 

I was curious if there were seasonal color patterns in the daily pictures - more grey in winter, flower colors in spring, etc - so I wrote a Processing sketch that downloaded a year's worth of pictures and extract colors from them and put them in a circle.

Winter = right, fall = down, summer = left, spring = up, each radial line is a day.



So the answer is ... not really. I basically post pictures of grey things and green things no matter what time of year it is. Probably living somewhere with actual seasons would help.

So now I have this script, I thought I would hit a couple other people's picture-happy tumblr accounts and see what it looked like.

[personal profile] juli 's last year of images:



A tumblr devoted to exploring (dark) abandoned buildings:


The National Archives official tumblr, lots of old yellow paper and black and white photos.


A tumblr about cheese:

Haven't been able to find a tumblr with a good seasonal color variation, though, which was the whole point.
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[personal profile] juli and I have been talking about Faro or Pharaoh Shuffles, which is a common shuffling technique for card games or magic tricks. It goes like this: 

 

  1. Divide the 52-card deck into two half-decks of 26 cards, deck A and deck B.
  2. Merge the two half-decks together so that cards alternate, one from half-deck A, one from half-deck B, but the individual half-decks stay in order.

 

So if your deck starts out numbered like this:

 

1,   2,   3,   4,   5,   6,   7,   8 … 49,   50,   51,   52

 

You divide it into two decks, 1-26, and 27-52, and then merge them together like this:

 

1,   27,   2,   28,   3,   29,   4,   30, … 25,   51,   26,   52.

 

If you do this perfectly eight times with a deck of 52 cards, you will get back to the original order. I had trouble believing that, so we sat in a diner and carefully shuffled cards. Six cards return to their original positions after four shuffles. Eight cards take three, twelve takes ten shuffles and three restarts after losing my place.

 

Of course we both announced we would write a script when we got home, but Juli got hers done first. Go look at it here.

 

A graph of how many perfect faro shuffles it takes to bring a deck of N cards back into its original order:


bar graph of how many perfect faro shuffles are required to get a deck of X cards back to its original order

 
And here is an image of the patterns formed by shuffling 52 cards. Each horizontal line is the deck before or after shuffling, and each rectangle is a card. Black is card #1, red is card #52.

Grid image of the positions of 52 cards over the course of 8 perfect faro shuffles.
 

  
What about some other sized decks of cards? Decks that contain a power of two cards return to their original state in log-2 shuffles. Here are the patterns for decks of 16 (4 shuffles), 32 (5 shuffles), 64(6 shuffles), and 128(7 shuffles) cards:


shuffling 16 cards shuffling 32 cards shuffling 64 cards shuffling 128 cards
 

 

 

Decks with two more cards than a power of two take twice as many shuffles as the power of two. First the shuffling arranges every card in the deck except the first and last (which never move) in reverse order, then it turns them around again. Here are 18(8 shuffles), 34(10 shuffles), and 66 cards (12 shuffles) card decks:

shuffling eighteen cards shuffling 34 cards shuffling 66 cards


 

 

The slowest decks take two less shuffles than they have cards. Here's 84 (82 shuffles required to return to original state), which does include a "reversed-except-for-the-outside" state, but I don't know how to characterize any of the rest of it.
shuffling 84 cards
 

 

There is some discussion of the math here, but I wish it went into more detail.

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